Saturday, November 21, 2009

Upsetting The Apple Tart IV - Long Songs

This is my dedication to the lost art of getting lost in music. Early morning train rides half asleep, long songs keep the continuity, black out the gaps and allow you to drift off into or out of. Whatever you want. Anything which offers a bolthole, when the only visual distraction is the garbage strewn gravel banks of Ballyfermot seen through windows fogged up by morning breath, is to be heralded and I've chosen the time honoured medium of the mix tape to pay my respects. There's a risk with long songs. What results can generally be categorised as triumph or tragic waste of time. Longs songs have a tendency to get skipped more often than not, especially on compilations like this where they hog and squat the valuable optical real estate of a CD or the valuable bits in a zip file which needs to squeeze through the pipes. Just as the wise old schoolboy saying goes - more than 3 shakes is a wank - so too in music, more than 3 minutes is also considered onanistic (except maybe in classical music). Elvis got business done in 2:30. Minor Threat in a minute and a half. And I love and respect them for it. Not to the point where I'd fashion myself a quiff or get a blade1 - you can respect the King without trying to be him and if it takes you 2 hours a day to look like a punk you've missed the pony completely. But sometimes you need a bigger canvas. And from a man who's just upgraded from a 4man to a 8man I know all about the need for bigger canvas (the bigger living room will come later).

So here's to journeys, wallpaper, soundtracks, and not knowing whether you're half asleep going clickety clack through Adamstown or half way through a 7 minute drum solo by some band you've never heard of. See? I didnt use the word progressive once.

My 3 minutes are up.

1. Of Montreal - The Past is a Grotesque Animal [11:53]
I've no idea what's going on here. This is unlike anything I've heard from these guys - in fact I haven't liked anything I've heard from them before. But this is interesting and at almost 12 minutes, it'll do to kick us off with the long songs.
On three........."Let's tear our fucking bodies apart."


2. Wolf Parade - Kissing the Beehive [10.52]
Ahh now. If this aint progressive. "If you like Can then I guess you know music".

3. Don Caballero - The Peter Criss Jazz [10.36]
Controversially, this long song is on here mostly because of the the great drumming in the first 2 minutes. Damon Che and Ian Williams (now the guitarist and guiding sound of Battles) were the basis of this incarnation of Don Cab (Pittsburgh) and fuck me. These guys are the muso's musician and while they can deviate into utter noodling, when they hit a groove it's time for the wet ones. Their mostly instrumental songs allowed them to produced some great song titles (pulled straight out of their ass). In The Abscence Of Strong Evidence To The Contrary One May Step Out Of The Way Of The Charging Bull | My Ten Year Old Lady Is Giving It Away | Mmmmm Acting, I Love Me Some Good Acting | Let's Face It Pal, You Didn't Need That Eye Surgery | and my personal favourite Pantsuit, Uggghhh

4. The Wedding Present - Take Me [9:21]
I bought this album when I was about 15 having seen them on Top of The Pops doing Brassneck and I ran up to KFM records in the arcade in Newbridge on my lunchtime, my toes sticking out of my oxblood docs in expectation. The closest you'll get to guitar trance. The rythym guitar is hec-tic...the original guitarist in the Wedding Present was of Ukranian and Irish descent (he later released a Ukranian folk music record and is currently teaching in some Ploytechnic in the UK) so that's where he's getting his crazy intricate rythyms. Joyful.

5. Slint - Washer [8:50]
More memories - these ones are based in bedsits though. What a dark and scary song. I love the guitars on this (and most of Slint's stuff) but the hook on this particularly makes my eyes glaze over. Goodnight My Love.


6. The Wrens - 13 Months In 6 Minutes [6:50]

7. Animal Collective - For Reverend Green [6:35]
The best you've ever played it.

8. Kevin Drew - Gang Bang Suicide [6:22]

9. The Old Believers - Granny's Song [5:10]
Portland OR. Bust. This squeezed on here cos it was the right length. Number 35, Number 2, Number 9, Number 5, 1501 699. and 43. very obvioulsy the wrong album cover but that's OK.

More III|II|I to come next week.....

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Valentine Occupanther

A belated heads up. This is happening. That is all.

Go Go Go!

Saturday, October 31, 2009

The Fall Collection

Another game launched, another 6 weeks missing from my yearbook. Here's what we've been up to as a family in the minimal time we've spent together recently (the Adventure Tennis shots didn't turn out so good so I've left them out). Hope you're all well.


The Fall Collection '09


Halloween @ D Brownstein's

The first photo of S in the wild, Athdown.


Anyone for Moon Camogie?


Moon Camogie + Anti Gravity makes eejits of my family


Mid Term Pumpkin Carving


Handsome Cassanovas | Orange Distortion



Saw these play this week with Mr Van Basten, himself a one man hen party. One perfectly abused guitar (wasn't tuned once \oo/), one drum machine, some anarchy yoga, vodka from a mug and a great show. Highly entertaining pair of misfits, particularly when drunk. Some of the worst tattoos I've ever seen. We used to bump into them on Davie (Rogers on Davie was their local video store..... Rogers on Davie are not uncommon.). Nice to see them in such good form.



I love the sound I love the sound. (Nerd Spasm) : "Well, I have a couple hot-wired guitar pedals that I kinda just tore apart and put back together again, that just destroy the signal of the guitar, and that harsh programming stuff with the microKorg. Forcing ourselves to use those sounds and trying to control them into something musical. One of the things I used on this record is basically a bit reducer, sampling the guitar coming in and then lowering the bit rate, spitting it back out. It makes these weird overtones and controlled feedback. And I gotta say, Boss pedals. Boss pedals are a touring musician's friend. They never break down.And they're cheap. So if you ever lose your Boss orange distortion, you can go to whatever pawn shop and get another."


Orange Distortion

And so fuckit.... it's turned into a music video post, this is lovely



and so it grows.....


This is just funny.

Monday, September 28, 2009

Ma~


Let's take this back inline. Congratulations to Peadar and Dana on the recent birth of their brand newborn daughter Matilda. What is it about lady babies? All of us have had girls, some of us have had several :)

Get used to ladybird necklaces on door handles, startlingly comprehensive handbag collections and stubbing your toe or upending yourself on a crayon or wooden mushroom when you _least_ expect it. You'll be surprised at how utterly forgivable your own offspring are.

Enjoy guys. Mail us some photos of the little lady (I'm good for brooding self portraits of daddy thanks) and congratulations again.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Beck Hansen's Record Club

The Record Club do Velvet Underground & Nico 'Sunday Morning'

"For those new to the Record Club, it is an informal meeting of various musicians to record an album in a day. An album is chosen to be reinterpreted and used as a framework. Nothing rehearsed or arranged ahead of time. A track is put up here once a week. As you will hear, some of the songs are rough renditions, often first takes documenting what happened over the course of a day. There is no intention to 'add to' the original work or attempt to recreate the power of the original recording. Only to play music and document what happens. And those who aren't familiar with the albums in question will hopefully look for the songs in their definitive versions."

http://beck.com/record_club

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Autumn Comes Early..

..and startles the tea party

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Final Installment of The Arrival of S

D gets to hold S for the first time


.....and won't let go

Sunday, August 23, 2009

The Meeting Of The Daughters

The eyes open....

....and the girls finally meet in person

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Music For The Mood We're In

I love it when a band can still produce when given the most modest of tools.